Obama Plans to Remove Bowling Alley from White House

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There’s chatter that President-elect Barack Obama plans to tear down the White House’s bowling lanes when he takes office. Apparently, his low bowling score during the campaign was something of a unsatisfaction. He’d prefer to stick to b-ball. Better known for his basketball skills, Obama recently chattered on the Jimmy Kimmel show about his plans to put in a basketball court instead of the Presidential bowling lanes.

Noting that Obama shamefully scored a 37 for 7 frames at a bowling event during the Presidential campaign, the Pro Bowlers Association is offering to give him free lessons from a professional. PBA stars like Billy Oatman and Norm Duke are offering their services.

What’s next? Free bowling shoes? Give the man his own ball? What does it take to keep the future president of the United States from getting rid of the same Presidential bowling lane that was first installed by Harry Truman? The same lanes that Richard Nixon is bowling in the famous poster above the Dude’s living room in the Big Lebowski? Should we bribe the president with pro lessons and free bowling shoes, just to give bowling another chance?

Bowling is an American sport. It’s easy, accessible, and intensely social. It brings families together, keeps the kids and mom and dad entertained. Perhaps if Obama got just a taste of that magic, could really feel the launch of the ball off his fingers as it flies into the pins, then maybe he’d change his mind. Maybe he’d just put the basketball court in next to the bowling alley and leave the Presidential lanes alone.

I’m sending our future president his own bowling shoes. He needs to get to understand what bowling is about. Let’s give him his own ball, and make sure it fits his hand. Then maybe he’d give bowling a try. Basketball is American too, but bowling keeps on giving. Americans of all ages can enjoy, from six years old to 90.

Although the thought of Richard Nixon turning over in his grave at the sight of a basketball court in place of his bowling alley is rather appealing…

Finding a Technician for Dell Laptop Repair

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Dell laptop repair- knowing when to call in the professionals

Computers can be man’s best friends, but they also are known to sometimes bite the hand that feeds them. When your computer goes haywire and starts foaming at the mouth, don’t worry. Although it may seem tempting, don’t shoot your computer when, more often than not, the solution can be found on-line.

The first thing when considering Dell laptop repair is whether or not to call in a professional. Some computer repairs are simple and can be done with step-by-step instructions, which are widespread on the web. Hey, as computer users, we like to help each other out, and the Internet is an ideal information highway for sharing information. Many computer problems are diagnosable on-line, often complete with step-by-step instructions on how to fix it yourself. Of course, that’s assuming your computer can still go on-line. If the problem is so extensive that Internet access isn’t possible, borrow a friend’s computer or use a local library. Make a note of your laptop’s symptoms, so you can better diagnose the problem and find an adequate prescription for computer care.

Sometimes computer problems are so far blown that self-help is no solution. Not everyone is computer savvy, and technology gets easily complicated. Computers are specialized machines, and sometimes, they require specialized care, a computer doctor, if you will. If after researching on-line, you discover the problem goes beyond your capabilities, save yourself some time and bring in some professional advice. Dell laptop repair can be get complicated fast, so sometimes its best to just leave it to the professionals.

Finding a computer repair technician in your area is easy on the Internet, where you can specify your location, your particular problem, as well as PC model and programming software. Not all repair programs are the same, and finding the absolute best will save you both time and money. There’s nothing worse than pouring money into a service only to find it backfire and cause even more problems than you had to begin with.

Evaluate on-line computer services for what their worth. Read their customer testimonials, and be sure they specialize in your specific computer model and programming software. Finding a qualified computer technician can save you a real headache, and get your system back up and running again in no time.